 Big Brother bully Jade Goody yesterday returned to the clinic for another rehab session. Jade, 25, is battling depression, insomnia and shock after making allegedly racist comments about Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty on the Channel 4 reality show last month. She was set to spend weeks in the clinic, but walked out after five days then agreed to continue as a day patient.
Now isn't this the mother of all ROFLMAO moments??
Santa: Who made the comments? Banta: Jade Goody did. She is the bully from the reality celeb world who made millions living in glass homes. Santa: Right, but stick to the answers, we dont need your gyan here!
Banta: Ok... Aye aye sir... AlRight... OkieDokie.. Sure Sure...
Santa: STOP!!! you %Q#$$%@#%@#@# Banta: Clear. Santa: Back to the questions. What kind of comments were they? Banta: Racist. I think she talked too much about F1 and NASCAR. As the Brits are sad at making cars, let alone winning races, she was voted out of the BigBro Show. Santa: No, it's not about the cars you %Q#$$%@#%@#@# Banta: So it's about Bikes... ha! Gotcha!!
Santa: No you %Q#$$%@#%@#@#, She called Shilpa Shetty names. Jade says Indians eat with their hands and that we have brown skins. She says she hates Indian curries. So, Jade is a Racist. Jade is a bully becoz she wants Shilpa to leave the House.
Banta: Oh.. What's wrong with that? We eat with our hands and we are brown(most of the times) So what's wrong with that? And part about the Shilpa leaving the House, isn't that what u are supposed to do when u are in the House -Make the opponents leave...?? Santa: Chuck it, lets move on to the next question.. Who was 'deeply hurt' because of the comments?
Banta: Shilpa Shetty was hurt! Santa: Right! Banta: Thankyou Thankyou..!! Shukriya..
Santa: STOP you %Q#$$%@#%@#@#... Next question... Now that Shilpa is the deeply hurt victim, which lady will join Rehab? Banta: Shilpa! Santa: No! Galat Jawaab! Jade Goody - 'the bully' (ROFLMAO) - is suffering from Insomnia (ROFLMAO) , Depression (Still ROFLMAO) and Shock (This is like the limit!!!!). So she's joined a Rehab facility (My stomach is acheing now..)
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Jade called Shilpa a Dog!!
First of all, she should have called Shilpa a "Bitch" to be grammatically correct. And I bet that it wouldn't have sounded racist either. You can call any Indian girl "a Bitch" and getaway with it ( any girl infact, Indian or otherwise), You call her "a Dog" and you are in trouble. Multiply your troubles by a million if you are a Phirang.
More importantly, "Neech, kameen Kutte" and "Kutte Main tere Khoon pee jaunga" have made the reference to our canine nature so common place, that it has become a joke in India. I can't understand why this hurt Shilpa.
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Weak Minds
It is amazing how these people from the west, especially the celebrities, go through these Rehailitation programmes only to return time and again in an even more deteriorated state. The recent memories being of Anna Nicole (sigh!..) and Britney ( including the Shaven head )
Most of us from the less priveleged economies have good families to support us when u are out of order. This is one big reason for the absence of short term rehab programs in places like India. But the biggest reason would be the mental strength to the extent of being tachyderms. It just doesn't matter to us. It is rare that we suffer Shock or Depression jsut because some idiot has referred to your origins or your skin colour- let alone being affected because you did this to someone else.
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